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gadaboutdetective) wrote2021-07-02 01:02 am
gadaboutdetective) wrote2021-07-02 01:02 am
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Llewellyn Watts 🔎 Murdoch Mysteries 🔎 OTA
1. Their drunken escapades resulted in the theft of the morgue skeleton, Shelley. I do anticipate there will be rather interesting repercussions for the crime that they can’t even begin to imagine.
2. How? Let me elaborate! I got us a cab, dragged you up three flights of stairs, and tucked you into bed with a glass of water and painkillers. You’re welcome.
3. You put your keys in the freezer said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
4. Did I buy a surplus of baked goods last evening…?
5. I need several more hours of sleep and a very large coffee before we have a conversation, but apparently we’re breaking rules at… 3 AM? What can I help you with?
6. What do you mean you don’t have a cat? I’m looking at it right now, it appears to be quite at home at the top of your cupboards?
7. Everything smells like smoke, this pan is ruined and my dog is trying to fit under the sofa. Yes, mistakes have been made.
8. I would like to strongly advise against both that tie and that course of action.
9. Did you have something to do with this finding it's way onto my bag?
10. I'm not saying I left the bar with a murderer, but...
11. Bring your own prompt/Misfire!
(Modern AU For the sake of texting purposes. All canon or cross canon welcome!)
Llewellyn Watts 🔎 Murdoch Mysteries 🔎 OTA
1. I’m not paranoid, I know someone was in my fridge. The takeout I was saving for a midnight snack is gone.
2. What do you mean ‘What is your costume going to be’? You never said this was a costumed event!
3.Listen, I’m not saying it because I’m slightly unsettled by this current film. I’m just saying I’ve got too much Halloween candy for one person and maybe it would be more fun to have company.
4. I need about two more hours of sleep and a very large coffee before we have a conversation, but apparently we’re breaking rules at… 3 AM. What can I help you with?
5. Sometimes he starts talking and I just… accidentally tune him out. The mind drifts, but I nod on occasion to indicate that I know he’s saying words.
6. The racoon is back on the fire escape. I begin to think they've decided it belongs to them and that we're neighbors...
7. Did you have something to do with this finding it's way onto my bag?
8. Bring your own prompt/Misfire!
(Modern AU for the sake of cellphones/texting. Cross-canon welcome! Assumed CR fine for gen if we haven’t tagged before!)
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2. I know gravity is not my friend, nor has it ever been, but some days it’s more apparent and embarrassing than others.
3. Uhhh… I may have texted you in error.
4. And I’m telling you to not ask questions you won’t like the answer to.
5. Sometimes he starts talking and I just… tune him out. The mind drifts, but I nod on occasion to indicate that I know he’s saying words.
6. I think the raccoons on the fire escape have adopted me as their own. We shared pretzels while I went over my notes… Okay; I see what you mean about my social life.
7. For the record, if you replace my coffee with decaf again, I might have to reconsider our association.
8. Bring your own prompt/Misfire!
no subject
1. Do you know who has my hat? I keep getting pictures sent from an anonymous number of it sitting in random places??
2. I know gravity is not my friend, nor has it ever been, but at this time of year it’s far more apparent and embarrassing.
3. I think the raccoons on the fire escape have adopted me as their own. We shared pretzels while I went over my notes… It was nice. ... Okay, I see what you mean about my social life.
4. And I’m advising you to not ask questions you won't like the answer to.
5. I can’t tell if you’re in peril or just being dramatic based on that last text? How worried should I be right now?
6. For the record, if you replace my coffee with decaf again, I might have to reconsider our association.
7. Bring your own prompt/Misfire!
(Modern AU for the sake of cellphones/texting. Cross-canon welcome! Assumed CR fine for gen if we haven’t tagged before!)
May switch one with - Sure. We could dwell on that, you could waste time on a lecture that I may conveniently forget, or we could go get mall pretzels.
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1. I know gravity is not my friend, nor has it ever been, but at this time of year it’s far more apparent and embarrassing.
2. You need to make a more compelling argument than that to convince me that this is a good idea.
3. I think the raccoons on the fire escape have adopted me as their own. We shared pretzels while I went over my notes… It was nice. ... Okay, I see what you mean about my social life.
4. Sure. We could dwell on that, you could waste time on a lecture that I may conveniently forget, or we could go get mall pretzels.
5. Ah, I can answer that. You looked at me and said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." as you stashed it in the back of your freezer behind a bag of frozen vegetables. Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
6. For the record, if you replace my coffee with decaf again, I might have to reconsider our association.
7. Bring your own prompt/Misfire!
(Modern AU for the sake of cellphones/texting. Cross-canon welcome! Assumed CR fine for gen if we haven’t tagged before!)
Llewellyn Watts 🔎 Murdoch Mysteries 🔎 OTA
1. I would be remiss to not point out the obvious pattern that is forming.
2. I know gravity is not my friend, nor has it ever been, but at this time of year it’s far more apparent and embarrassing.
3. How? Let me elaborate! I got us a cab, dragged you up three flights of stairs, and tucked you into bed with a glass of water and painkillers. You’re welcome.
4. You need to make a more compelling argument than that to convince me that this is a good idea.
5. The only thing I can do now is to retire and become a hermit in the middle of nowhere. Imparting vague advice on those who happen upon me.
6. For the record, if you replace my coffee with decaf again, I might have to reconsider our association.
7. Bring your own prompt/Misfire!
(Modern AU for the sake of cellphones/texting. Cross-canon welcome! Assumed CR fine for gen if we haven’t tagged before!)
Ah, I can answer that. You looked at me and said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." as you stashed it in the back of your freezer behind a bag of frozen vegetables. Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
Llewellyn Watts 🔎 Murdoch Mysteries 🔎 OTA
1. I would be remiss to not point out the obvious pattern that is forming.
2. The only thing I can do now is to retire and become a hermit in the middle of nowhere. Imparting vague advice on those who happen upon me.
3. You need to make a more compelling argument than that to convince me that this is a good idea.
4. There was a note!! It said 'Please do not eat!' with my initials!
5. My boss's son needs to both find the brain-cell he misplaced, and to stop expecting me to get him out of trouble with his father when he makes questionable life choices.
6. How? Let me elaborate! I got us a cab, dragged you up three flights of stairs, and tucked you into bed with a glass of water and painkillers. You’re welcome.
7. Bring your own prompt/Misfire!
(Modern AU for the sake of cellphones/texting. Cross-canon welcome! Assumed CR fine for gen if we haven’t tagged before!)
For the record, if you replace my coffee with decaf again, I might have to reconsider our association.
Llewellyn Watts 🔎 Murdoch Mysteries 🔎 OTA
1. I would be remiss to not point out the obvious pattern that is forming.
2. Sure. We could dwell on that, you could waste time on a lecture that I may conveniently forget, or we could go get mall pretzels.
3. Yes, I know it was you. I'm a detective, remember? Figuring out who is behind a mysterious incident is my job. My current question is why??
4. For the record, if you replace my coffee with decaf again, I might have to reconsider our association.
5. I'm sorry, but nothing could possibly beat a freshly baked pretzel. You're welcome to try to find something that could, but setting one's self up for defeat seems like a poor idea.
6. Bring your own prompt/Misfire!
(Modern AU for the sake of cellphones/texting. Cross-canon welcome! Assumed CR fine for gen if we haven’t tagged before!)
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2. Don't forget you owe me lunch, and a pretzel.
3. Private-detective work has been interesting, although I ran into the awkward realization that two of my clients hired me to investigate each other.
4. And what prompted you to text me at... 3 in the morning?
5. Missfire/Bring your own