Llewellyn Watts 🔎 Murdoch Mysteries 🔎 OTA

[gadaboutdetective]

1. Their drunken escapades resulted in the theft of the morgue skeleton, Shelley. I do anticipate there will be rather interesting repercussions for the crime that they can’t even begin to imagine.

2. How? Let me elaborate! I got us a cab, dragged you up three flights of stairs, and tucked you into bed with a glass of water and painkillers. You’re welcome.

3. You put your keys in the freezer said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.

4. Did I buy a surplus of baked goods last evening…?

5. I need several more hours of sleep and a very large coffee before we have a conversation, but apparently we’re breaking rules at… 3 AM? What can I help you with?

6. What do you mean you don’t have a cat? I’m looking at it right now, it appears to be quite at home at the top of your cupboards?

7. Everything smells like smoke, this pan is ruined and my dog is trying to fit under the sofa. Yes, mistakes have been made.

8. I would like to strongly advise against both that tie and that course of action.

9. Did you have something to do with this finding it's way onto my bag?

10. I'm not saying I left the bar with a murderer, but...

11. Bring your own prompt/Misfire!

(Modern AU For the sake of texting purposes. All canon or cross canon welcome!)

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Llewellyn Watts 🔎 Murdoch Mysteries 🔎 OTA

[gadaboutdetective]

1. I would be remiss to not point out the obvious pattern that is forming.

2. I know gravity is not my friend, nor has it ever been, but at this time of year it’s far more apparent and embarrassing.

3. How? Let me elaborate! I got us a cab, dragged you up three flights of stairs, and tucked you into bed with a glass of water and painkillers. You’re welcome.

4. You need to make a more compelling argument than that to convince me that this is a good idea.

5. The only thing I can do now is to retire and become a hermit in the middle of nowhere. Imparting vague advice on those who happen upon me.

6. For the record, if you replace my coffee with decaf again, I might have to reconsider our association.

7. Bring your own prompt/Misfire!

(Modern AU for the sake of cellphones/texting. Cross-canon welcome! Assumed CR fine for gen if we haven’t tagged before!)

Ah, I can answer that. You looked at me and said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." as you stashed it in the back of your freezer behind a bag of frozen vegetables. Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.