1. I know gravity is not my friend, nor has it ever been, but at this time of year it’s far more apparent and embarrassing.
2. You need to make a more compelling argument than that to convince me that this is a good idea.
3. I think the raccoons on the fire escape have adopted me as their own. We shared pretzels while I went over my notes… It was nice. ... Okay, I see what you mean about my social life.
4. Sure. We could dwell on that, you could waste time on a lecture that I may conveniently forget, or we could go get mall pretzels.
5. Ah, I can answer that. You looked at me and said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." as you stashed it in the back of your freezer behind a bag of frozen vegetables. Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
6. For the record, if you replace my coffee with decaf again, I might have to reconsider our association.
7. Bring your own prompt/Misfire!
(Modern AU for the sake of cellphones/texting. Cross-canon welcome! Assumed CR fine for gen if we haven’t tagged before!)
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Date: 2022-01-28 05:19 pm (UTC)1. I know gravity is not my friend, nor has it ever been, but at this time of year it’s far more apparent and embarrassing.
2. You need to make a more compelling argument than that to convince me that this is a good idea.
3. I think the raccoons on the fire escape have adopted me as their own. We shared pretzels while I went over my notes… It was nice. ... Okay, I see what you mean about my social life.
4. Sure. We could dwell on that, you could waste time on a lecture that I may conveniently forget, or we could go get mall pretzels.
5. Ah, I can answer that. You looked at me and said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." as you stashed it in the back of your freezer behind a bag of frozen vegetables. Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
6. For the record, if you replace my coffee with decaf again, I might have to reconsider our association.
7. Bring your own prompt/Misfire!
(Modern AU for the sake of cellphones/texting. Cross-canon welcome! Assumed CR fine for gen if we haven’t tagged before!)