1. Do you know who has my hat? I keep getting pictures sent from an anonymous number of it sitting in random places??
2. I know gravity is not my friend, nor has it ever been, but at this time of year it’s far more apparent and embarrassing.
3. I think the raccoons on the fire escape have adopted me as their own. We shared pretzels while I went over my notes… It was nice. ... Okay, I see what you mean about my social life.
4. And I’m advising you to not ask questions you won't like the answer to.
5. I can’t tell if you’re in peril or just being dramatic based on that last text? How worried should I be right now?
6. For the record, if you replace my coffee with decaf again, I might have to reconsider our association.
7. Bring your own prompt/Misfire!
(Modern AU for the sake of cellphones/texting. Cross-canon welcome! Assumed CR fine for gen if we haven’t tagged before!)
May switch one with - Sure. We could dwell on that, you could waste time on a lecture that I may conveniently forget, or we could go get mall pretzels.
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Date: 2021-12-17 06:11 am (UTC)1. Do you know who has my hat? I keep getting pictures sent from an anonymous number of it sitting in random places??
2. I know gravity is not my friend, nor has it ever been, but at this time of year it’s far more apparent and embarrassing.
3. I think the raccoons on the fire escape have adopted me as their own. We shared pretzels while I went over my notes… It was nice. ... Okay, I see what you mean about my social life.
4. And I’m advising you to not ask questions you won't like the answer to.
5. I can’t tell if you’re in peril or just being dramatic based on that last text? How worried should I be right now?
6. For the record, if you replace my coffee with decaf again, I might have to reconsider our association.
7. Bring your own prompt/Misfire!
(Modern AU for the sake of cellphones/texting. Cross-canon welcome! Assumed CR fine for gen if we haven’t tagged before!)
May switch one with - Sure. We could dwell on that, you could waste time on a lecture that I may conveniently forget, or we could go get mall pretzels.