1. I’m not paranoid, I know someone was in my fridge. The takeout I was saving for a midnight snack is gone.
2. What do you mean ‘What is your costume going to be’? You never said this was a costumed event!
3.Listen, I’m not saying it because I’m slightly unsettled by this current film. I’m just saying I’ve got too much Halloween candy for one person and maybe it would be more fun to have company.
4. I need about two more hours of sleep and a very large coffee before we have a conversation, but apparently we’re breaking rules at… 3 AM. What can I help you with?
5. Sometimes he starts talking and I just… accidentally tune him out. The mind drifts, but I nod on occasion to indicate that I know he’s saying words.
6. The racoon is back on the fire escape. I begin to think they've decided it belongs to them and that we're neighbors...
7. Did you have something to do with this finding it's way onto my bag?
8. Bring your own prompt/Misfire!
(Modern AU for the sake of cellphones/texting. Cross-canon welcome! Assumed CR fine for gen if we haven’t tagged before!)
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Llewellyn Watts 🔎 Murdoch Mysteries 🔎 OTA
Date: 2021-10-26 07:37 pm (UTC)1. I’m not paranoid, I know someone was in my fridge. The takeout I was saving for a midnight snack is gone.
2. What do you mean ‘What is your costume going to be’? You never said this was a costumed event!
3.Listen, I’m not saying it because I’m slightly unsettled by this current film. I’m just saying I’ve got too much Halloween candy for one person and maybe it would be more fun to have company.
4. I need about two more hours of sleep and a very large coffee before we have a conversation, but apparently we’re breaking rules at… 3 AM. What can I help you with?
5. Sometimes he starts talking and I just… accidentally tune him out. The mind drifts, but I nod on occasion to indicate that I know he’s saying words.
6. The racoon is back on the fire escape. I begin to think they've decided it belongs to them and that we're neighbors...
7. Did you have something to do with this finding it's way onto my bag?
8. Bring your own prompt/Misfire!
(Modern AU for the sake of cellphones/texting. Cross-canon welcome! Assumed CR fine for gen if we haven’t tagged before!)